Soda harms DNA
According to a recent study, an ingredient in soda called sodium benzoate causes much of the damage. This ingredient prevents mold from growing on soda or from turning Pepsi into RC Cola.
I love soda. All right, many of the 30 pounds pay tribute to the many gallons of the sweet syrup I've sucked down. This is harder for me to swallow than a Super Big Gulp. I'm....really sorry for that last sentence.
Other health issues this ingredient seems to play a part in:
- parkinson disease
- cancer
- lack of blog updates
- suspension of rational judgement like, "Hey, I'm going to write a 20,000 word screen play in June."
- strong desire to change one's own website every three months
- hyperactivity
- disappearance from friends and loved ones
- neuro-degenerative diseases like World of Warcraft
Oh, well, back to iced tea.
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